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This is a fan created song, spoofing or paying homage to the classic Christmas carol: The Twelve Days of Christmas

Goblins 12 days of Christmas (compiled by fans in the live feed chat [and subsequently edited by TomeWyrm with the help of the live feed chat the next year])

On the (Xth) day of Christmas K’seliss gave to me

  • 1. A dead rat in my iced tea
  • 2. Two monsters dying
  • 3. Three Wrenched Heads
  • 4. Four kicked in doors
  • 5. Five rule 34's
  • 6. Six gryphons screeching
  • 7. Seven wraiths a rending
  • 8. Eight blobs of goo
  • 9. Nine moldy mushrooms
  • 10. Ten goblin ears
  • 11. Eleven Dungeon Masters
  • 12. Twelve mudhoney covered babes



In full, the song would be...

 On the first day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  A dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the second day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the third day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the fourth day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the fifth day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Five rule thirty fours! Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the sixth day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Six gryphons screeching. Five rule thirty fours! Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the seventh day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Seven wraiths a rending, six gryphons screeching. Five rule thirty fours! Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the eighth day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Eight blobs of goo, seven wraiths a rending, six gryphons screeching. Five rule thirty fours! Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the ninth day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Nine moldy mushrooms, eight blobs of goo, seven wraiths a rending, six gryphons screeching. Five rule thirty fours! Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the tenth day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Ten goblin ears, nine moldy mushrooms, eight blobs of goo, seven wraiths a rending, six gryphons screeching. Five rule thirty fours! Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the eleventh day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Eleven Dungeon Masters, ten goblin ears, nine moldy mushrooms, eight blobs of goo, seven wraiths a rending, six gryphons screeching. Five rule thirty fours! Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!
 On the twelfth day of Christmas, K'seliss gave to me:
  Twelve mudhoney covered babes, eleven Dungeon Masters, ten goblin ears, nine moldy mushrooms, eight blobs of goo, seven wraiths a rending, six gryphons screeching. Five rule thirty fours! Four kicked in doors, three Wrenched Heads, two monsters dying, and a dead rat in my iced tea!

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