| The Goblins Discuss the Poorly Locked Chest | |
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| Book One | |
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| Published Online | July 2, 2005 |
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Description[]
Published online on July 2, 2005
The goblins talk about their traditions and learn about the adventurers who are going to attack the war camp.
Transcript[]
Page 1[]
From: p.7
- Panel 1
- Scene: (clearing - goblin warriors - Young and Beautiful)
- Young and Beautiful: "Goblins, I have had a vision!"
- Panel 2
- Scene: (Young and Beautiful)
- Young and Beautiful: "A party of adventurers will attack us tomorrow morning after they prove themselves at he Crossroads of Eternal Doom!"
- Young and Beautiful: "Now, to make sure that we're effective, I've designated which goblin will battle which adventurer."
- Panel 3
- Scene: (Unknown goblin - Complains-of-Names - Dies Horribly)
- A Goblin:(holding a sheet of paper) "It says here that I'm fighting Forgath, the Dwarven Cleric."
- Complains: "And I'm fighting Seth Bainwraith, the drow who has renounced his own kind to fight evil on the surface world"
- Dies: *shivering* "Hey. It says here that I'm fighting someone names Minmax. Minmax the unstoppable warrior."
- Panel 4
- Scene: (Complains - Dies)
- Complains: "Lemme see that, Dies-Horribly"
- Panel 5
- Scene: (bushes - Complains)
- Complains: (staring at the sheet of Dies) "Oh for crying out loud! This 'Minmax' guy has a 22 strength! How can a 1st level human have a 22 strength?"
- Panel 6
- Scene: (Chief)
- Chief: *shrugs* "Well clearly he moved a few stats around. What's the big deal?"
- Panel 7
- Scene: (Complains)
- Complains: "The big deal Chief, is that this guy has three more feats than he should, and everyone of his skills is combat oriented."
Page 2[]
From: p.8
- Panel 1
- Scene: (Chief - Complains - Dies)
- Chief: "Really?"
- Chief: "Wow! It says here that he knows 38 ways to kill a guy using only his thumb, but has no idea how to start a campfire or even dress himself."
- Dies: *shivering*
- Panel 2
- Scene: (Chief - Complains - Dies)
- Complains: "And his background says that he was taught to use a bastard sword before his third birthday."
- Dies: *even more shivering* "Oh god"
- Complains: "That's not even possible! How could he have held it?"
- Panel 3
- Scene: (In silhouette - Young and Beautiful - Complains - Chief - Dies - goblin warriors)
- Young and Beautiful: "Look, you're all missing the point here. As long as we all do our part guarding the poorly locked treasure chest, we'll do fine."
- Panel 4
- Scene: (Complains)
- Complains: "Uh I have a question about that too."
- Panel 5
- Scene: (Young and Beautiful)
- Young and Beautiful: "Sigh. What is it, Complains?"
- Panel 6
- Scene: (Complains)
- Complains: "Well, this time could we maybe some of the items that we store in the poorly locked treasure chest? I mean, that magic shield sure would come in handy tomorrow."
Page 3[]
From:
- Panel 1
- Scene: (Unknown goblin - goblin warriors)
- Unknown Goblin: "Actually, now that he mentions it, I wouldn't mind that +1 short sword."
- Panel 2
- Scene: (bushes - Young and Beautiful)
- Young and Beautiful: "Goblins, goblins, please!"
- Panel 3
- Scene: (bushes - Young and Beautiful)
- Young and Beautiful: "For countless generations we have done things a certain way. We can't just do everything differently now because it..."
- Panel 4
- Scene: (Young and Beautiful)
- Young and Beautiful: "...'makes sense'."
- Panel 5
- Scene: (Complains - Young and Beautiful)
- Complains: "Well could we at least lock the chest a bit better and maybe hide it instead of placing it in the center of our war camp as if it's some sort of trophy or prize?"
- Young and Beautiful: "Now you're just talking crazy."
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